The Michael Jackson collection

Shortly before having Michael Jackson’s baby, the woman who was impregnated by him was asked some questions by some reporters:
Reporter: Have you been able to determine its sex?Woman: No. I want to wait until after it’s born. As long as it’s healthy.
Reporter: Ma’am, I was referring to Michael

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?"To which Debbie replied "I know we’ll get a video."
Michael then said "Great, I’ll get Aladdin."
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before."

Q. How does Michael Jackson know when he’s gotten up on the wrong side of the bed.
A. He tries to put his pants on, but they’re way too small

Q: What did Michael Jackson exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa?
A: I feel like a new boy.

Q. What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael’s latest release

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