A Polish man moved to the Ireland and married a Cork girl. Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very well. Until one day he rushed in a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce For him.

    The lawyer said getting a divorce would Depend on the circumstances,and asked him The following questions:

    Have you any grounds?

    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

    It made of concrete

    I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean, how are your relations?

    All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there infidelity in your marriage?

    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?

    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?

    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?

    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?

    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on Shelf in bathroom.

    I can read, and it say:

    "Polish Remover."

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