Jokes of the day (March 30)

With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked, "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" …
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.",she explained.
The Mother Indian paused for a moment then asked her son,"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ”I’m going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.”
The woman replied, ”Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?”
The man replied, ”No, I’m turning the heat off.”

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

That’s it for today. See ya tomorrow!