Some old some new…

52 things you would love to say out loud at work – and may probably have!! 1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. [...]

My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist. I went yesterday. Holy Crap, she’s beautiful and unbelievably sexy! She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said, "Because I am trying to examine you."

Now that’s sexist, I know, but is still funny.

A CORK radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?” Caller: “Goan.spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced [...]

Have you ever looked at some one your own age and thought " I’m glad I don’t look that old" My name is Mary Lamb, and I was sitting in my new dentists waiting room. I read all his diplomas, which were hung on the wall, and thought I recognized his name. Suddenly I remembered [...]

As gas prices rise so do the jokes about this unfortunate phenomenon..

Believe it or not, these are REAL U.S. 911 Calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller [...]

Two recent court cases, have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa. 1. One person was fined R1.000 for not having a TV license. 2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder. The moral of this South African story: If you do not have a TV license and [...]

A Polish man moved to the Ireland and married a Cork girl. Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very well. Until one day he rushed in a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce For him. The lawyer said getting a divorce would Depend on the circumstances,and [...]

What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love? A bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one [...]