What do you call a donkey with one leg?
    A wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
    A winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love?
    A bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while  breaking wind?
    A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while  breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
    A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while  breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
    A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while  breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus? Fuckin’ talented

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